Taylor Swift Says Can Hardly Wait To See Trump In An Orange Prison Jumpsuit

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 September 2022

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Taylor has just announced that she will be recording a song with The Rolling Stones.

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - (Satire News) - One of the most popular singers of today, Taylor Swift has just told BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, that she is looking forward to the day when the biggest racist on the planet (that be one scumbag Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) walks into Sing Sing Prison to serve time for acting like a damn dictator.

Taffy remarked that Taylor hates the Trumpturd more than Florida hates hurricanes.

Tay Tay pointed out that like they say down in Bogulusa, Louisiana, "If you act like a friggin entitled asshole, you will soon find your friggin ass sitting in a cold damp prison surrounded by a bunch of fellas that look like Mike Tyson. ■

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