AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - According to Kitty Segovia, with the iNews News Agency everyone in Texas knows, that the sitting governor Greg Abbott (no pun intended), is without a doubt one extremely hated, evil, turd-sucking bastard.
And regarding his looks, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being ugly-as-shit, and 10 being handsome, old "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott is a fucking 1; if that high.
Miss Segovia, no relation to Morganna and Jane Segovia of Shreveport, Louisiana, stated that Bezos-Musk Inc. (Jeff & Elon) hates "Wheels" Abbott more than gazelles hate lions.
And the two zagatillionaires want the vagina-face looking pantywaist "Gregie" out of the governor's office and fucking pronto (fucking fast).
SIDENOTE: Bezos-Musk, Inc gave Beto, $75 million. Abbott said that Trump gave him $35.70, plus three "Trump In 2024" campaign buttons.
