NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - NASCAR queen, Danica Patrick was in New York City filming a commercial for the brand new Cinderella Brand Ribbed Condoms that have just hit the prophylactic market.
She was asked by Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza about the rumors swirling around the race car circuit and the NFL that her long time boyfriend, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and her are expecting their first child.
Danica, smiled as she took a sip of her Lowenbrau beer, smiled, and said, "Well now Pia, if I was pregnant do you think I would be drinking alcohol?"
Dani then quickly added that if she did have a baby from Aaron, that the kid would be one fantastic football player, as well as one fantastic race car driver, and one gorgeously good-looking Allstate Insurance commercial-making baby. ■
