PARIS - (Satire News) - The French government, such as it is, is totally placing the entire blame for unheard of high temperatures square on the fat belly of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
The French, who have been known to wave the white flag during many crucial moments in history, say that if the sexual predator (that is Trump of course) had spent 1/10 the time on finding a solution to the dreaded heat wave, instead of taking his fat infested ass to the golf course every day, we might never have had the dreaded heat wave.
Trump says that the fault lies with those two weather kids known as El Nino and La Nina.
"Traitor Trump," notes that he has never met El Nino, La Nina, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Megan Kelly, Maria Bartiromo, or Ann Coulter.
The pussy grabber (Trump) did however admit to having met Hope Hicks, who he says is the best fucking kisser that he has ever known.
