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Funny story: It Doesn't Look Good For The Bradys, Tom and Gisele, As a For Sale Sign Is Sitting In Front of Their $26 Million Mansion

It Doesn't Look Good For The Bradys, Tom and Gisele, As a For Sale Sign Is Sitting In Front of Their $26 Million Mansion

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti, says that Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady's $26 million mansion, Casa Inflated Balls, is on the market. The mansion has 17 bedrooms, 16 bathrooms,…

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Funny story: New York Files a $450 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump and His Three Adult Children

New York Files a $450 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump and His Three Adult Children

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Metro News Service has written that the state of New York is fed up with the illegal antics, shenanigans, and racist attitude of the Trump "Klan." So the state has filed a $450 lawsuit against, Donald, Donald Jr…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals That Therapy Has Finally Cured Her Fear of Circus Clowns

Demi Lovato Reveals That Therapy Has Finally Cured Her Fear of Circus Clowns

LOS ANGELES - (Celebrity Satire) - Famed singer Demi Lovato who has had her ups and downs in her love relationships, her weight issues, her addiction to sopapillas, and her fear of clowns, now says that she truly feels that she has conquered her demo…

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Funny story: Prime Minister Liz Truss Agrees To Honor Queen Elizabeth By Naming a Battleship After Her

Prime Minister Liz Truss Agrees To Honor Queen Elizabeth By Naming a Battleship After Her

LONDON, - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, called up the new prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss and expressed his gratitude to her. He had just learned that PM Truss asked Parliament to approve naming the latest British state of the art Batt…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Addresses The Lesbian Rumors (Yet Again)

Demi Lovato Addresses The Lesbian Rumors (Yet Again)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole spoke with the 30-year-old singer at a local Burger Bandit Restaurant. It's no secret that just in the past two years, Demi has spent hundreds of hours in sessions with…

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Woman Now Holds The US Record For Having The Most Tattoos

A Brooklyn Woman Now Holds The US Record For Having The Most Tattoos

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Tattoo Guild Federation (TGF) has just named Tupelo, Mississippi-native Shawn Pixley, 28, as "The American Female With The Most Tattoos." According to Zackary Yukon, with RumorLand News, Shawn, who works as a bank te…

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Funny story: The Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service Has Been Voted The Best In The USA

The Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service Has Been Voted The Best In The USA

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk, one of the leading info shows in the US, has just informed the public that Austin's Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service now has the distinction of being "The Best Maid Service in America." The ow…

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Funny story: A Notorious Al-Qaeda Spy Captured In Minneapolis

A Notorious Al-Qaeda Spy Captured In Minneapolis

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - According to The Humps News Agency the rumor that the infamous Al-Qaeda spy Al Farri Shakeen has been captured is in fact true. TH reported that the infamous spy was caught sitting in the drive-thru window…

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Funny story: McDonald's Introduces It's New McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Biscuit

McDonald's Introduces It's New McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Biscuit

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds has just announced its latest menu food item. The new delicacy was invented in the McDonalds Corporate headquarters in Cicero, Illinois. The new Mc food item is the McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Bisc…

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Funny story: The US Has Just Learned From A British Spy That Putin Is Threatening To Nuke All of Europe!

The US Has Just Learned From A British Spy That Putin Is Threatening To Nuke All of Europe!

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putin is so upset at the fact that his Russian troops are getting their commie asses handed to them by the Ukrainian, the American, the English and the Cambodian troops, that he has stated…

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Funny story: England's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Loves To Relax In a Baby Doll Gown and Read Her Text Messages

England's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Loves To Relax In a Baby Doll Gown and Read Her Text Messages

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss sat down with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle and had a nice, quaint, little British chit chat. The prime minister said that she had no idea how much tea was consumed by the staff at 10 Downing Stree…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Informed That India Is Rounding Up All of Their Sacred Cows and Shipping Them To Ukraine

President Biden Is Informed That India Is Rounding Up All of Their Sacred Cows and Shipping Them To Ukraine

NEW DELHI, India - (World Satire) - As everyone knows full well, cows in India are sacred. They are believed to hold mystical powers that can cure everything from dandruff to a yeast infection. The Global Source News Agency reports that anyone, ev…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Raffles Off One of Her Bikini Swimsuits And Gives All of The Proceeds To The Beto O'Rourke Campaign.

Ivanka Trump Raffles Off One of Her Bikini Swimsuits And Gives All of The Proceeds To The Beto O'Rourke Campaign.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump the estranged daughter of you-know-who (Cheeto Face) has just put up one of her favorite skimpy two-piece bikini swimsuits to be raffled to the highest bidder . Ivanka decided to raffle off her sexy bat…

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Funny story: Alex Jones of Info Wars Is Claiming That In A Past Life He Was Married To Attila The Hun

Alex Jones of Info Wars Is Claiming That In A Past Life He Was Married To Attila The Hun

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the meanest, nastiest, most vulgar pieces of bovine shit to come down the pike in a very long time is none other than Alex "Lexie" Jones. "Crazy Fuck Face" Jones recently told Fox News host Greg "The Rodent"…

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Funny story: King Charles III Tells The BBC That He Had No Idea That "Kinging" Could Be So Much Fun

King Charles III Tells The BBC That He Had No Idea That "Kinging" Could Be So Much Fun

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) - The newly crowned King Charles III, recently sat down with Tyrus Bottomfiddle, a writer with The BBC. The king was asked if he had adjusted to being the new king of the United Kingdom. He answered that he loves…

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Funny story: West Virginia Votes To Legalize Adultery

West Virginia Votes To Legalize Adultery

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - (Satire News) - After going back and forth on the issue of adultery, the West Virginia Senate has voted by a vote of 53 to allow it, 41 to not allow it, and with 5 abstentions. Senator Hortina Hortellini [R-Mine Wine, W…

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Funny story: Costa Rica Is Recalling 14 Million Pounds of Bananas

Costa Rica Is Recalling 14 Million Pounds of Bananas

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – (Business Satire) - The Banana Federation of Central America (BFCA) has just informed the banana eating pubic, that they are having to recall 14 million pounds of bananas. According to a spokesperson for the CFNA, eating the…

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