SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – (Business Satire) - The Banana Federation of Central America (BFCA) has just informed the banana eating pubic, that they are having to recall 14 million pounds of bananas.
According to a spokesperson for the CFNA, eating these bananas could cause the eater to hallucinate that space aliens are chasing him or her down Broadway Street in Manhattan.
Meanwile, Chiquitita, the biggest banana importer in the world says if someone purchased some of their bananas within the past 72 hours to return them back to the store for a full refund, plus a $2 off coupon for Oprah Winfrey Industrial Strength Pantiliners. ■
