LONDON, - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, called up the new prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss and expressed his gratitude to her.
He had just learned that PM Truss asked Parliament to approve naming the latest British state of the art Battleship in honor of her majesty.
Parliament agreed overwhelmingly and so the BS Queen Elizabeth II, will be sea ready as soon as the huge anchor arrives from Pakistan.
Truss noted that The BS Queen Elizabeth II, will make it's way to the Black Sea, where it will aid the allied forces in fighting back the fucking Russian onslaught.
SIDENOTE: Prime Minister Truss wants to dispel the rumors that she had her boobs augmented. She replied, "My boobies are real. They are not store bought like lots of British women's are, and you can just ask my hubby (Hugh) and my ex-lover (Mark)."
