BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) - The newly crowned King Charles III, recently sat down with Tyrus Bottomfiddle, a writer with The BBC.
The king was asked if he had adjusted to being the new king of the United Kingdom.
He answered that he loves all the pomp and circumstances, but noted that the real thrill is having all of these sexy, nubile, young ladies asking him for his autograph, kissing him on the cheeks, and suggesting that he touch their titties,while they grab at his crotch.
SIDENOTE: King Charles' wife Camilla Parker Bowles says that she is not the least bit jealous, unless the woman grabbing his kingly pubic region just happens to be Elizabeth Hurley, Cheryl Cole, or Kim Kardashian.
