A Brooklyn Woman Now Holds The US Record For Having The Most Tattoos

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 September 2022

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"Shawn even has tattoos on her two ovaries." -ZACKARY YUKON

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Tattoo Guild Federation (TGF) has just named Tupelo, Mississippi-native Shawn Pixley, 28, as "The American Female With The Most Tattoos."

According to Zackary Yukon, with RumorLand News, Shawn, who works as a bank teller, got her very first tattoo at the young age of 7. It was a belly tattoo of the cartoon character Mighty Mouse.

Since then, Pixley has added a total of 189 more, including tattoos that read Black Lives Matter, Go Yankees, Drink Dos Equis Beer, and Trump Sucks.

Shawn's husband Rory Pixley, 42, holds The American Male With The Most Tattoos: record.

Rory has a lot of tattoos that are in Spanish, Greek, Norwegian, Macadamian, and Hunkpapa Sioux.

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