MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putin is so upset at the fact that his Russian troops are getting their commie asses handed to them by the Ukrainian, the American, the English and the Cambodian troops, that he has stated that he will not hesitate to nuke the entire European continent.
Vladimir Nikita "The Mad Monkey" Putin has shown that he has lost what little fucking marbles he had left in his little fucking commie brain.
VP Kamala Harris calls Putin the inbred freak, and adds that he is so bitter that he is only managing to sleep for 7 minutes a night.
Meanwhile, Cambodia has just informed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, that they will be sending an additional 28 troops to help his country kick the invading Russia douche bags back to Moscow and points north.
