CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds has just announced its latest menu food item.
The new delicacy was invented in the McDonalds Corporate headquarters in Cicero, Illinois.
The new Mc food item is the McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Biscuit.
Those who have tried it say that it tastes kinda of like chicken with a hint of papaya and cauliflower.
The McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Biscuit was test marketed in three McDonalds stores; one in Corpus Christi, Texas, one in Schenectady, New York, and one in Tijuana, Mexico. They all loved it.
Patrons in Tijuana who tasted the McPiranha Breakfast Biscuit commented that it tasted a little like an okra and banana taco.
SIDENOTE: A McDonalds in Tulsa, Oklahoma says that with each purchase of a McPiranha, the purchaser will also receive a certificate good for 5-gallons of gasoline.
