CHARLESTON, West Virginia - (Satire News) - After going back and forth on the issue of adultery, the West Virginia Senate has voted by a vote of 53 to allow it, 41 to not allow it, and with 5 abstentions.
Senator Hortina Hortellini [R-Mine Wine, W. Va.] said that she voted to allow it since half of the married men in the Mountain State (West Virginia) have already been practicing it for most of their married life.
She noted that her own husband of 29 years, Herbert "Fuffy" Hortellini, has been a practicing adulterer for 22 of their 29 years of marriage.
The senator said that "Fuffy" began dabbling in adultery when the couple entered into the 7-Year-Itch.
