LONDON – (UK Satire) – Members of her majesty, the queen's family, along with close friends are commenting that it has been years since they have seen Queen Elizabeth as happy as she is now. Her son Prince Charles said that his mom is thrilled bey…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has been released from the hospital, and is now resting comfortably at Buck House, as irreverent British comedian Ricky Gervais calls i…
LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s True Dat News Agency has just informed the UK citizens that the largest company in the world has offered to purchase Buckingham Palace. TDNA writer Reggie Rickenbacker stated that the Austin, Texas-based corporati…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Ominium Gatherum (UK) has just reported that Queen Elizabeth attended a very prestigious art gallery acution, where she purchased a very rare photo of the Beatles dressed as Buckingham Palace guards. The auction took place i…
Overnight Russian military tanks and troops and missile systems appeared and surround Buckingham Palace. Sould the Queen be a wee bit nervous? Well, sure. The Queen would get on the telephone, call in MI5, MI6, the Metropolitan police, her militar…
LONDON – (Satire News) – It’s no secret that her majesty, the queen has never, ever liked the arrogant, sarcastic, low-life scumbag, who turned out be the worst president in the history of the world’s presidents. And just like the United States sp…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Vox Populi (UK) is reporting that Buckingham Palace has just issued a royal directive stating that her majesty has cancelled her planned trip to Cambodia. Vox Populi reports that Queen Elizabeth reportedly told TV journalist…
Buckingham Palace last night made the surprise announcement that the Queen’s youngest son, Prince Edward, died unnoticed in 2017 following a short illness. A spokesman for the Royal Family explained, “His Royal Highness Prince Edward passed away a…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty Queen Elizbeth has just purchased a thoroughbred racehorse from Kentucky. The horse named "Princess iPad" is 2-years-old, and has won 4 of the 5 races she has entered.
LONDON – (Satire News) – A close friend of Ivanka Trump has informed London’s Tickety Boo News Agency that her daddy, aka The Predatorial Perv, is seriously thinking about leaving America and moving to the United Kingdom. TBNA reporter Neville Twi…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has informed the British Press that Queen Elizabeth has been admitted into The Maid Marion Hospital located in Twickenham. The spokesperson, Imelda Fellafix, 61, wanted the citizens of th…
In a leaked Palace document, Her Majesty, The Queen has revealed that she wants to be buried alongside the Star Wars droid, R2-D2. In an appendix to her will, The Queen states: “I have always been a huge fan of the Star Wars series of films and, i…
LONDON – (UK News) – The British Parliament has agreed to debate a motion that the Beaver Scouts Organization should change their name. Reporter Loretta Piffinshaw with Ta Ta For Now News, stated that the matter was addressed at the behest of her…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that her majesty has ordered that Buckingham Palace be lit up in the rainbow color scheme as a tribute to Sir Elton John. Neville Twickenbuck, senior writer for TTFN stated tha…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Tooty Toot Toot T-Shirt Company of Picadilly has just stated that their Cheryl Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo T-Shirts are no longer #1 and #2. The 3T T-Shirt Company has just informed the UK public that the new #1 selling T…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buck House, as that Nazi-loving, sexual predator, Donald J. Trump refers to Buckingham Palace, is that her majesty, has finally approved the construction of a new state-of-the-art Olympic-sized swimming pool.
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