A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…
It's funny how, during the 1950s, 1960s, and some of the 1970s, the name of Elvis Presley was never far from anyone's lips. The singer and actor was inescapable. He recorded countless singles and albums, sang to packed houses everywhere he went, and…
The Jamaican singer and actress, Grace Jones, has been questioned by police in New York after an incident in which a driver showed a complete disregard for proper road safety, and pulled up to her bumper. Jones, 72, was taking time out from the st…
In arresting news that is set to rock the world of rock music, it's been revealed that the members of The Police - Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland - were not actually members of the police force, but mere musicians. In a further astonishi…
In news that is almost impossible for anyone to take seriously, the Country & Western music star Dolly Parton, who had a string of hits, has announced her intention to run for the presidency of the United States. Parton, who has no political e…
Following Boris Johnson's quote from M People, of looking for the hero inside yourself, popular Twitter user and all-around satirical bloke Simon Williams asked: 'So, Mr Johnson, that is all very well, but what have you done today to make yourself pr…
A man who read of a possible change in the way words in the English language are spelt, has told of how he dreamt up another similar scheme after spending yesterday afternoon listening to the Jamaican reggae poet, Linton Kwesi Johnson. A story on…
A new scientific study has found that listening to music may have a negative impact on creativity, behavior and mental stability. It contradicts the idea that music is soothing to the mind and helps creativity. The researchers showed, the nega…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - J-Lo appeared on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and said that she and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and their combined four kids, are doing fine sheltering-in-place in their luxurious Bronx mansion . Jennifer told Kel…
We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…
A man who has any number of things that he'd much rather be doing instead, has received an invitation to attend a 'New House' party tomorrow morning, starting at 8 o'clock. The new house in question belongs to the Cambodian brother-in-law of Moys…
A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking. Moys Kenwood, 57,…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…
A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…
The world of rock music stood for a minute's silence today to celebrate the 74th birthday of the multi-talented former Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, who is dead. Born Farrokh Bulsara, in Zanzibar, on 5 September, 1946, Mercury showed promise at…
A man who was shopping in a market became confused when he heard a song being belted out from overhead loudspeakers, but couldn't accurately decipher the name of the woman the singer was singing about. Moys Kenwood, 57, was browsing around the cen…
Gary Glitter, the former glam rock star, who had a string of hit singles in the 1970s, before turning into an international botherer of children in the pædophilic sense, has finally realised one of his long-held ambitions: to be the leader of a gang.
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