MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli has just informed her readers that Melania Trump texted her and told her that she told Stormy Daniels that she can NOW have her estranged "Husbandt," Donaldo. Melly, as LeBron (James) aff…
LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - The biggest coward in the nation, since Donald Trump, who claimed that he had bone spurs in his tongue, to avoid getting his fat ass drafted and sent to Vietnam is Will "The Coward Ambusher" Smith. Smith has b…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - The president of the Central American country of Costa Rica, Rodrigo Albert de Jesus Chaves Robles, has just informed the world that he is sending his 10-man Costa Rican Coast Guard to Ukraine to help in their f…
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently told Cosmos News Service writer Armada Aquatica, that Kentucky Sen. Marsha Blackburn is the worst and most evil excuse for a politician that she has ever seen. Even worse than Florida Gover…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The highly reputable organization, The Royal Fog Research Group has just stated that 97% of the residents of the United Kingdom love the newly crowned monarch, King Charles III. The group said that they have not seen a more…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that King Charles III, has just presented Prime Minister Liz Truss, with one of Queen Elizabeth's most prized possessions, her Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine Gold-Encrusted Roy…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The biggest political feud to come down the pike in a month of Sundays is centered in The Plywood State of Florida. Gov. DeSantis and Donald Trump used to be asshole buddies, but now they cannot even stand hear…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - It is generally believed that Kim and Pete have become the happiest, hottest, power couple in America. The eldest of the five Kardashian girls is 41, and her boyfriend who is a member of "Saturday Night Live" is only 28…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll has just revealed that the number one selling Viagra is Simon & Simon's Sodium-Free Viagra. The fabulous Erecticus Pilloshun, was tested in a nation wide test with 28,702 men aged 43…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - According to Buckingham Palace, King Charles III, has been named the executor of Queen Elizabeth's estate. Piers Morgan, who was perhaps her majesty's best friend, noted that on many occasions he and the queen would talk abo…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Nigel Foote, who is the spokesperson for Buckingham Palace, has just informed the UK people that the newly-crowned King Charles III, received congratulatory comments from 195 of the world's 196 countries. Foote noted that th…
OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just learned that the warden of Sing Sing Prison, has informed Donald Trump that he will be glad to make arrangements to accomodate Mr. Trump and his three adult children, Donald Jr. (…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker said he talked to a spokesperson for 10 Downing Street and he was told that PM Truss will be sending the English destroyer, "The HMS Toot Sweet" to the Ukraine to engage Putin's naval…
PACHINO, Italy - (Satire News) - An embarrassed Liz Hurley has revealed how she managed to catch a case of the dreaded vaginal infection, Seatoxalino. She told Petula Tart, a reporter the UK's Ta Ta For Now News, that she and her son, Damian were…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that after the queen's Royal funeral, her grandsons Wils and Harry have gone back to not speaking to each other. The monarch brothers are acting more like members of America's infamous Hatfield and McCoy famil…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…
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