OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just learned that the warden of Sing Sing Prison, has informed Donald Trump that he will be glad to make arrangements to accomodate Mr. Trump and his three adult children, Donald Jr. (aka "Dopey"), Eric (aka "Goofy"), and Ivanka (aka "The Giraffe) at his place of business (prison).
The Trumptard, according to WNA's Dylan Fresco, replied that there is no way that he or any of his children will be setting foot in prison, ever.
Fresco said that the warden told him (Fresco) that he is willing to bet him (Trump) that by Christmas, he (Trump) and his three grown tax-evading, scamming, misappropriation of funds family will all be having TV dinners in cold damp Sing Sing Prison. ■
