MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli has just informed her readers that Melania Trump texted her and told her that she told Stormy Daniels that she can NOW have her estranged "Husbandt," Donaldo.
Melly, as LeBron (James) affectionately calls her, noted that she has already hired the legal services of Left Coast attorney Gloria Allred, who told her that when she (GA) gets through with the "Treasonous Traitor," (DJT) he won't have enough money left to buy a Big Mac meal combo.
Gloria Allred is considered to be the best divorce attorney in the nation, winning as much as $19.8 trillion for her clients, who have included Kim Kardashian, Melinda Gates, Katy Perry, RuPaul, and Kate Gosselin.
SIDENOTE: Donald the pussy grabbing, "Pussy Grabber" said that he has never heard of Gloria Allred, or Beto O'Rourke, or Kim Kardashian, or even Stormy Daniels.
