NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to reports by Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pice de Gallo, Melania Trump has said that she never wants to have anything to do with her evil, hate-spewing husband "Don The Con." Melania, who is in an intim…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer writer Carmine Calatino has said that Ivanka has told her "Loser" father (Donald) that he is not to come anywhere her children. Calaitino, who spoke with Ivanka, was told that she does…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Bedroom Pillow Talk's reporter Carolina Chipotle has verified that Kim and Khloe's itchy yeast infection has been treated. Khloe, who towers over her four sisters, told Carolina that her gynecologist used a salve…
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Sunshine Observer has just annouced that they have learned that Queen Elizabeth's will, left $4.7 million to the government of Ukraine. Her majesty stressed that it was to be used to buy food, medicine, bottled water,…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "King of X-Rated Films," Ron Jeremy is proud to announce that the chip off the old block, his son Ron Jr., has agreed to appear in an X-rated movie with two stunningly sensuous women "Little Big Ronnie," as Ron Jr.
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just announced that all of the McDonalds in Mexico have just added McJalapenos to their menu list. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, who owns two McDonalds, one in East L.A. and one…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The man who is considered to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting" returned back into the bullfight arena, after a serious goring he received back on June, 25 in Laredo, Spain, as he fought a bull in the city's Genera…
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - The man who is now hated by 82% of the GOPers who used to support him, recently confided in his one and ONLY friend a very personal matter. Trump told Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld that upon reflection, he now realizes two t…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - After months of speculation, Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba has it first hand that the Brady's have split. Gisele Bundchen has left their $29.7 million mansion, which has been renamed La Casa…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper has just announced that the book that is #1 on the best seller list is Allegra Waterwell's novel, The Sandwalkers - Prostitutes of The Kalahari Desert." The book quickly shot…
LONDON - (US Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss has suggested that to honor the late Queen Elizabeth, Wembley Stadium should be renamed The Queen Elizabeth Stadium. PM Truss said that it is only fitting to make the name change and only someone who…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Omnium Getherum News Agency is reporting that the rumors about Donald Trump and Gret Gutfeld being physically and sexually involved could very well be true. Reporter Ashburn Wasabi, with OGNA said that he was told…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency's Petula Tart has just learned that the new prime minister is a big fan of the sensuously sexy actress Elizabeth Hurley. Liz Truss told Tart that she recalls seeing Hurley in her very first moti…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus is quite upset and actually embarrassed that she had to cancel her recent concert tour. Miley was to have been the opening act on the Beach Boys "Say Bye-Bye To Summer Y'all Concert Tour." The 29-year-old…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that King Charles III, is not a happy monarch at the present time. It seems that Charles, has learned from an investigator with Scotland Yard, that his eldest son Prince William,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Alex Jones, the man, who has almost told as many lies as his the Orange Douche Bag hero (Donald Trump) denies that he is a member of the Communist Party's Red Americans For The Communist Bear. Jones who is 48, but m…
HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has broken the story that one of the most hated persons in America (besides Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, and Gutfeld) has been a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan since May of 2016. The i…
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