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Funny story: Scotland Yard Says That If Trump Sets Foot In England He Will Be Immediately Arrested

Scotland Yard Says That If Trump Sets Foot In England He Will Be Immediately Arrested

LONDON - (UK Satire) - BuzzFuzz (UK) has just stated that they have been informed by representatives with Scotland Yard, that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is a persona non grata. The have stated that if he tries to enter England, he will be stopp…

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Funny story: The 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians

The 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle has just broken the story that all of the five Kardashian sisters, to show their solidarity to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, will be flying to Kyiv, Ukraine to raise money for…

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Funny story: Hawaii's Tulsi "The Traitor" Gabbard Has Just Become The Masculine Female Version of West Virginia's Joe "The Traitor" Manchin As She Has Now Become A GOP Suck Ass!

Hawaii's Tulsi "The Traitor" Gabbard Has Just Become The Masculine Female Version of West Virginia's Joe "The Traitor" Manchin As She Has Now Become A GOP Suck Ass!

COCONUT MILK, Hawaii - (US Satire) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle has just revealed that Tulsi Gabbard, has just joined the ranks of traitors like Trump, Manchin, and Arnold (i.e. Benedict Arnold). Gabby has left the ranks of the Democrats to…

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Funny story: TiKTok To Introduce It's New Adult TikTok

TiKTok To Introduce It's New Adult TikTok

LOS ANGELES - (US Satire) -TikTok is a video hosting service that hosts a variety of short form user videos. The Chinese entity is owned by a corporation known as Fortune Cookie Cutter Inc. Most of the videos are PG-13 rated and include videos…

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Funny story: An African Midget Monkey In Zimbabwe Can Speak Four Languages

An African Midget Monkey In Zimbabwe Can Speak Four Languages

CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - (Magazine) - A reporter with BuzzFuzz (Zimbabwe) has just located a Shinatacki African Midget Monkey that amazingly can speak four languages (fluently) including Zimbabwean, Yiddish, Swedish, and Greek. The monkey was found…

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Funny story: President Biden Puts The Entire Blame For Hurricane Ian On "Don the Con" Trump

President Biden Puts The Entire Blame For Hurricane Ian On "Don the Con" Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden makes no bones about who is to blame for the wrath and destruction that was caused by Hurricane Ian. According to April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review, Ian was caused by the fact that the Trumpt…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Left Her Entire Collection of Petula Clark Albums To Simon Cowell

Queen Elizabeth Left Her Entire Collection of Petula Clark Albums To Simon Cowell

LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck has just learned from an inside source at Buckingham Palace, that her majesty bequeathed her entire Petula Clark album collection to Simon Cowell. Buck said that two of Queen Elizabeth…

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Funny story: England's Judi Dench To Star As Queen Elizabeth In The Movie "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only"

England's Judi Dench To Star As Queen Elizabeth In The Movie "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only"

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Sherwood Forest Pictures in association with Touch Rock Productions will soon begin filming the Queen Elizabeth biography titled, "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only." The film will be directed by UK director Reginald Crossw…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Is Writing An X-Rated Tell-All Book Titled, "900 Reasons Why I Hate My Sperm Donor Father's Pussy Grabbing Guts"

Ivanka Trump Is Writing An X-Rated Tell-All Book Titled, "900 Reasons Why I Hate My Sperm Donor Father's Pussy Grabbing Guts"

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump recently sat down with Hacienda Fiddle, a writer with Boom Boom News, at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Manhattan, to talk about herself, her husband, her family, and her extreme hate for her father, whom she r…

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Funny story: Senate Republicans Vote Marjorie Taylor Greene The Senator They'd Most Like To Go To Bed With

Senate Republicans Vote Marjorie Taylor Greene The Senator They'd Most Like To Go To Bed With

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Washington Globe-Express writer Lola Watergold has just learned that the majority of US GOP senators took a vote and Marjorie Taylor Greene was voted the senator that they would most like to go to bed with. The o…

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Funny story: Trump Is Close To Going Completely Crazy

Trump Is Close To Going Completely Crazy

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire New) - According to Armada Aquatica, with The Cosmos News Service, she is reporting that after talking with Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, the person who was impeached twice, and who got is ass kicked by Joe Biden (T…

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Funny story: A Boston Bulldozer Operator Has Over 900 Photos of Female Celebrity Feet

A Boston Bulldozer Operator Has Over 900 Photos of Female Celebrity Feet

BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vodka Vermicelli, a reporter with the iRumors News Agency has just learned that a bulldozer operator from "Bean Town," has collected over 900 photographs of the feet of famous female celebrities. The heavy machine operator…

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Funny story: A Mar-a-Lago Maid Reveals a Shocking Cross Dressing Secret About Donald J. Trump

A Mar-a-Lago Maid Reveals a Shocking Cross Dressing Secret About Donald J. Trump

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's few hundreds of remaining die-hard fans will soon be shocked out of their KIA pick-up trucks, when they read the extremely revealing book about their ruler titled, The Fat-As a Blimp Quasi King Donald The Pussy Gr…

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Funny story: Chants of "Lock Trump Up! Lock Trump Up!" Erupt At The Los Angeles Rams - Dallas Cowboys Game

Chants of "Lock Trump Up! Lock Trump Up!" Erupt At The Los Angeles Rams - Dallas Cowboys Game

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette was at the L.A. - Dallas game, and he said that a mere 2 minutes into the game the entire stadium erupted in chants of "Lock Trump Up!, Lock Trump Up!" In fact the chants b…

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Funny story: King Charles III Tells PM Liz Truss That She Should Send More British Troops To Ukraine

King Charles III Tells PM Liz Truss That She Should Send More British Troops To Ukraine

LONDON - (World Satire) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, has suggested to Prime Minister Liz Truss, that she should consider sending another British regiment or two to aid Ukraine. The king told BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle, that P…

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Funny story: England's Prime Minister Liz Truss Says She Will Take The United Kingdom To The Height of Glory

England's Prime Minister Liz Truss Says She Will Take The United Kingdom To The Height of Glory

LONDON - (News Satire) - The BBC is reporting that after conducting an interview with Prime Minister Liz Truss, it looks like Britain is in for some fantabulous times. Reporter Oceana Figgly with the BBC, said that after having shared a spot of te…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Tonguefucatosis

Donald Trump Has Tonguefucatosis

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi recently stated that it was inevitable, but DJT has developed Tonguefucatosis. Dr. Fu Fi told a reporter with The Cloud 9 News Agency that he has known for many years that D…

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