BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vodka Vermicelli, a reporter with the iRumors News Agency has just learned that a bulldozer operator from "Bean Town," has collected over 900 photographs of the feet of famous female celebrities.
The heavy machine operator, named Derby Pullavino, 37, said that he has been collecting feet pix ever since he was 19.
He told Miss Vermicelli that his very first foot photo was of the sex symbol of the 50's and 60's Marilyn Monroe.
Derb, as his maternal grandmother Hilda Donatela Fedfurst has called him ever since he was just five weeks old, revealed that he does not care about tit photos, ass photos or even vagina photos.
Some of Pullavino's most prized feet photos are Bo Derek, Sophia Loren, Angie Dickinson, Jane Fonda, Donna Mills, Letty Piqua, Ann-Margret, and Taylor Swift.
