MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire New) - According to Armada Aquatica, with The Cosmos News Service, she is reporting that after talking with Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, the person who was impeached twice, and who got is ass kicked by Joe Biden (Trump) has reached the stage where he is now being considered certifiably crazy.
Dr. Fu Fi noted that Trump's intelligence cells are pretty close to being totally non-existent.
When asked if Trump could do anything to change that fact, the good doctor said that in his professional opinion, the man who is headed for Divorceville, needs to simply go off into the forest and mingle with the squirrels, the woodchucks, and the butterflies.
SIDENOTE: Melania Trump recently told Anderson Cooper that her "Husbandt" is going downhill faster than the humongous Madonna chasing after a rolling donut.
