LONDON - (UK Satire) - BuzzFuzz (UK) has just stated that they have been informed by representatives with Scotland Yard, that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is a persona non grata.
The have stated that if he tries to enter England, he will be stopped, put in handcuffs, and instantly arrested; and should he try to resist then the man who is the biggest racist bastard since Adolf Hitler will be tased, pepper sprayed, and beaten about his fat 355 pound blimp body.
Trump reportedly said that if he wants to go to Britain he will fucking go, and neither Scotland Yard, nor damn space aliens will stop him.
