LOS ANGELES - (US Satire) -TikTok is a video hosting service that hosts a variety of short form user videos.
The Chinese entity is owned by a corporation known as Fortune Cookie Cutter Inc.
Most of the videos are PG-13 rated and include videos of birthday parties, little league games, music lip-syncing, pet clips, and videos of guys getting hit in the balls by frisbees, golf clubs, basketballs, or pets.
Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, has just commented that TikTok will soon be venturing into the adult market with a new TikTok spinoff to be called Adult TikTok.
Miss Joplin spoke with a representative with the video service host and she noted that the videos in the adult hosting service will include mostly explicit shots of female breasts [i.e. tits, bazongas, hooters, knockers, tigbitties, and breasticles], asses [i.e. tushes, kazoos, keisters, heinies, buttolas, puckeroos], and vaginas [i.e. pussies, beavers, hoohas, muffins, furburgers, tuzzy muzzys, crotch harbors, groin goodies, pudendas, snatcholas, and lap donuts. ■
