NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump recently sat down with Hacienda Fiddle, a writer with Boom Boom News, at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Manhattan, to talk about herself, her husband, her family, and her extreme hate for her father, whom she refers to as her sperm donor father.
Ivanka told Miss Fiddle, that she is so embarrassed at the way she would always allow her evil, predatorial father to French kiss her, to caress and hug her body tightly like a husband hugs his wife, and to even openly grope her ass as if they were two kids in high school.
The highly upset Ivanka decided that she would write a tell-all book and show the entire world exactly what a horrible, hate-filled, asshole, her sperm donor father actually is.
She wants everyone, especially the millions of "Trump Followers." whom her racist dad managed to con into believing that he would be the greatest president in the history of America to know what a bastard shitass he was.
SIDENOTE: The book will include 392 never before seen photos of Ivanka sitting on her father's lap and being groped inappropriately from the age of 6 all the way to the age of 40.
