MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's few hundreds of remaining die-hard fans will soon be shocked out of their KIA pick-up trucks, when they read the extremely revealing book about their ruler titled, The Fat-As a Blimp Quasi King Donald The Pussy Grabber.
A long-time Mar-a-Lago maid, who recently quit, after the Treasonous Traitor asked the entire staff to take a 35% cut in their already measly pay, has just written a very telling book about her ex-boss, whom the entire staff calls El Pendejo Naranjado, which translates to "The Stupid Orange Pussy Grabbing Son-of-a Bitch Racist."
The maid said that she recalls on at least 14 occasions that she caught "El Idiota Gordo," (The Fat Idiot), wearing Melania's panties.
She remarked that when Melania was away, the fucked up orange steroid bloated mouse (Trump) would play.
The long-time maid recalls seeing many well-known female ass kissers at "El Mar Loco" as the staff called Mar-a-Lago.
The maid, who is originally from Costa Rica, would only reveal the Trump's pieces of ass by their initials, But she said that anyone can figure out who these woman are; M.B., H.H., M.T.G., K.C., M.K., L.I., and A.C.
