LONDON - (World Satire) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, has suggested to Prime Minister Liz Truss, that she should consider sending another British regiment or two to aid Ukraine.
The king told BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle, that Putin's Russian troops are getting their commie asses kicked big time.
Bottomfiddle also pointed out that 2 out of every 4 Russian troops are deserting and slipping into Poland by way of Belarus.
Russian soldiers are sick and tired of Putin not providing them with the basic necessities such as food, water toilet paper, chewing gum, bullets, grenades, vodka, deodorant, porn magazines, and condoms. ■
