Chants of "Lock Trump Up! Lock Trump Up!" Erupt At The Los Angeles Rams - Dallas Cowboys Game

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 October 2022

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"Every Rams and every Cowboys fan in the stadium hates Trump The Traitor." -ZORRO LA BAMBA

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette was at the L.A. - Dallas game, and he said that a mere 2 minutes into the game the entire stadium erupted in chants of "Lock Trump Up!, Lock Trump Up!"

In fact the chants became so loud that the refs had to temporally halt the game.

La Bamba noted that Trump is now hated in 49 of the 50 states, and the one state that still thinks that the no good, racist, predator is half human is now sitting at 51% for the Tub of Pig Lard and 49% against the Tub of Pig Lard.

The L.A. crowd finally calmed down after the ref informed the fans, which of course are mostly Ram fans, that if they did not stop their chants, the Rams would be penalized 20 yards for delay of game.

SIDENOTE: La Bamba noted that the one state that still likes Trump (and that is barely) is the state that is known as "The Cotton Pickin' State" (i.e. Alabama).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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