WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Blonde Scarecrow) is considering getting circumcised. According to BuzzFuzz junior reporter Sonora Cahoots, MTG recently read an article about…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just broken the amazing story about Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Hacienda Fiddle, reported that the horribly ugly MTG entered Baltimore Generalized Hospital in order to have her tubal ligation revers…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has just announced that the most hated politician in the nation will be going under the knife to have a tongue transplant. Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is 47, but looks 67, was inform…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Palm Beach, Florida is that the racist, 30,000 lies-spewing, pussy grabber, aka Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump wants to hire Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene to be his 2024 presidential cam…
PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona - (Satire News) - According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, the most hated bitch in the District of Columbia, Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene has just put her used condom collection on eBay. MTG, says that she was told that she could…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Daily Dirt caught up with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was in Baltimore getting an old MAGA tattoo lasered off her right butt cheek. DD's Stormy Coin asked MTG about the naked photos that appear…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - If anyone had any doubt that the Russian soldiers are fucked up - that doubt has now gone out the damn window. The Ipso Facto News Agency has just reported that Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One thing that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene is definitely not is shy. iNews reported that when MTG was in college she once streaked the length of the largest college cafeteria on campus while wearing nothing but a d…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore. MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Information guru Andy Cohen has just revealed that a group of Taliban terrorists actually kidnapped Cong. Marjorie Taylor Green from a local Jack-in-the-Box. Their intention was to demand $1.8 million from the US…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Hearsay Today News Agency has reported that the Trumptard’s lawyer fees have already exceeded $8 million. Reporter Abby Yukon noted that the avowed racist is used to stiffing any and all attorneys, constructi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The never-ending rumor mills have been working overtime lately. And as of today, the biggest rumor in the nation is that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene and multi-billionaire Oprah Winfrey are having a same-sex cons…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency has just reported that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has decided to sell her entire gun collection, which consists of 117 hand guns, 83 semi-automatic weapons, 29 shotguns, 13 derringe…
SILICON SPRINGS, California – (Satire News) – Former lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene have just been informed that they could be banned if they continue to reveal very intimate details about their former love affair. A rep for Facebook…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is the most hated female politician in D.C., called up Margarita Mixx, the senior writer for the Wild Whispers News Agency. It seems that MTG wants WWNA to print…
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