BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore.
MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say who her fiance is, or even if her fiance is indeed a male.
Last week reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama, reported that she had personally seen MTG with a very pretty, very feminine redhead in the parking lot of a KFC, and the two were clearly engaging in some big time "Tongue Hockey."
Taylor Greene wrote it off as simply two real good female friends just enjoying each other's company, after having had half a bottle of wine with their order of KFC Mini-Chicken Tenders.
Miss St. Lamb contacted info guru Andy Cohen and asked if Marjorie is in fact lesbionic.
Cohen stressed that he has heard that she does bat both ways, but noted that if she is a carpet muncher then she is most definitely not the "Lipstick Lesbian" as evidenced by her very masculine-looking physical features.