The Reason Why Marjorie Taylor Greene Had Her Tubal Ligation Undone

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 22 April 2022

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"Damn! That MTG is so fucking ugly I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole...or a 10-foot Bulgarian!" -Mitch McConnell

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just broken the amazing story about Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Hacienda Fiddle, reported that the horribly ugly MTG entered Baltimore Generalized Hospital in order to have her tubal ligation reversed.

When asked why, the congresswoman from Georgia, replied that it is no one's fucking business.

Miss Fiddle spoke with a nurse who participated in the very unusual procedure, and she commented that the reason why Marj had her tubes untied was so that she could have her boyfriend (Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's) baby.

The nurse, who will only be identified by her initials (K.K.K.) in order to protect her identity, noted that the two lovebirds (MTG & DJT) can hardly wait to have a little orange baby who will have his/her daddy's complection and his/her mommy's love for being a complete and total asshole.

SIDENOTE: The nurse said that the couple have agreed that if the baby is a boy they'll name him Adolf and if it's a girl they'll name her Quanneesha

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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