Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Thinking of Getting Circumcised

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 23 April 2022

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Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene recently revealed that she has a huge crush on a certain Baltimore Ravens player.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Blonde Scarecrow) is considering getting circumcised.

According to BuzzFuzz junior reporter Sonora Cahoots, MTG recently read an article about the Zamboni tribe of Zimbabwe where the females get their muffins (pussies) cut in order to have much more enjoyable sexual relations.

Taylor Greene noted that as a result the divorce rate in the Zamboni tribe is .002%.

She revealed that lately the sex she has had, has been nothing to write home about, as they say in Nebraska.

Meanwhile Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn revealed that she is perfectly happy with her 69-year-old beaver (vagina), even though her husband Ludlow has told one of his fishing buddies that Marsha's hooha smells a bit like wet mulch.

In Other News. There was absolutely no news coming out of Iceland today.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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