SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The 44-day prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss recently met with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle at the Liquid Lizard Pub in Soho. Truss was dressed in a pink Manchester United Red Devils halter to…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres, the Women's Federated Football League (WFFL) is picking up millions of viewers each week. In the most recent game the San Francisco Beavers defeated the Georgia…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper, has just broken the story that NASCAR's veteran race car driver Gomer "Goober" Woodglue, 32, has decided to hang up his foam rear-view mirror dice for good. Miss Viper…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, who is the executor of her majesty's estate will, has just informed the news media that Queen Elizabeth left her adopted son Billiando Chekchov the sum of $12 million. Elizabeth adopted Billiando the firs…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump has just received his very first 2024 campaign endorsement. It comes from one of his favorite organizations; other than the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, the KKK, and the Taliban. The Florida Nazi…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Trump keeps getting stupider and stupider with each new day. Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin, has just learned that the Trumpturd accidentally let it slip out that he uses the "N" word at least 10 to 12 times a…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Bubba Wallace who many say has a fuse the size of a grain of Louisiana dirt rice, has just been suspended from racing in a NASCAR sanctioned race for 13 months. According to NASCAR, Wallace had received a total of fou…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The much-awaited former UK prime minister's sex tape with her boyfriend, Mike Field, has finally made its way into mainstream media. The extremely explicit video tape which is titled "The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Danica Patrick who is head-over-heals in love with her boyfriend Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers, told her pedicurist that she recently received a text message from Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Bra…
FOOTVILLE, WISCONSIN - (Satire News) - A woman who works as a shoe model has one of the most unusual foot fetishes around. The woman Stephanie Bonnasillio, who is 29, told a reporter with BuzzFuzz that ever since she was 16, she has always been ph…
WIMBLEDON, England - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton has made it known that the late Queen Elizabeth had been made an honorary royal groupie by the lead singer for Camel Toe, Barthlomew Spiffy. Spiffy, who is t…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - When it comes to sexual sensuality, no one can top Danica Patrick. The 5-foot-1-inch dynamo of libido can exude eroticism with the best of them, including Kim Kardashian, J.Lo, Britney Spears, and even Liz Hurley…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the celebrity element in England wants Simon Cowell to be the next prime minister. Individuals like Chery Cole, Len Goodman, Liz Hurley, David Becham, Mick Jagger, and Judi Dench state that there is…
NEW YORK CITY - King Charles III, as the executor of his mother's estate, has just informed the news media that the queen bequeathed her prized Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword to former Manchester United Red Devil soccer player Jose Baltazar Herna…
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Jose Altuve, the super star 2nd baseman with the Houston Astros has just told Sportspalooza's Pia Confetti, that he has bought 7 Whataburgers in the Houston area. Altuve, said that ever since he first came to America from…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - A group of GOP researchers known as GOPeople have just annouced that in the month of October, a total of 42,000 registered Republicans quit the party. GOPeople spokesperson Teddy "MAGABoy" Pumpface, 63, said that…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's one and only friend, Fox News resident "Rodent," Greg Gutfeld says that his "Butthole Buddy" (Trump) has hired yet another lawyer, after his last 17 have quit for things ranging from non-payment, to non-paymen…
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