NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's one and only friend, Fox News resident "Rodent," Greg Gutfeld says that his "Butthole Buddy" (Trump) has hired yet another lawyer, after his last 17 have quit for things ranging from non-payment, to non-payment, and non-payment to non-payment.
"Gutty" as his transgender neighbor, Lulu P. Prixwax, calls Gregy said that this attorney got his law degree over the Internet from Compu U.
The attorney named Sylvin F. Wimpakowski, who lives in Hackensack, New Jersey, will be charging the Trumptwat a flat rate of $717.45.
Wimpy, as all of the other lawyers, judges, bailiffs, and New Jersey whores all call him said that he is 36% certain that he will keep Trump from going to pris.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Wimpakowski is so full of shit he can't even utter a complete sentence.]
