DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The racing world has just been hit with a big surprise. According to The Auto Racing Review's Tansy Dandelion, African-American driver Darrell "Bubba" Wallace has been suspended for two years. Miss Dandel…
SAN QUENTIN PRISON, California - (Satire News) - The warden at San Quentin has informed Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment, that Russian Gen. Novokovo Pavlovich has managed to escape. The high ranking Russian general, who is President Vl…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - Since she is now the unemployed former British prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss, decided to take a visit to the Lone Star State (Texas). Truss said that she had heard a lot about the state and she deci…
BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that a player on the Broken Arrow Stampeding Bison High School team intercepted a total of 9 passes in a recent game. The player, who plays safety is named Jerry…
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Drive Thru News reporter Mistletoe Bulova, has just broken the story about Tallulah Digginsex, 37, a middle school vice-principal at Vince Lombardi Middle School. It seems that "Diggy," as her teachers, stude…
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Twenty-nine-year-old Miley Cyrus is still considered the "Queen of The Nip Slips." According to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, the "Hannah Montana" star has been photographed showing nip slips approxima…
WAHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency, Trump cheated on his taxes for 19 years. She noted that he owes the United States Government a grand total of $7.8 billion. Miss Swizzle stated tha…
ALVIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Sport's Mirror has just broken the story that Hall of Fame super star pitcher Nolan Ryan has just gotten into the fast food business. SM writer Tortilla Torres, said that the pitcher who holds over 400 pitching…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reporter Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency is reporting that Donald J. Erasmus Trump's new avatar should really come as no surprise to anyone except the Trumpturd's few remaining Kool-Aid drinkers. M…
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti has just learned that an NFL cheerleader has been terminated for a pubic area violation. Miss Confetti spoke with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who did state to her that a cheerleader…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just announced who the lucky person who was bequeathed his "Mums" solid gold Rubik's Cube is. The amazingly expensive gift goes to none other than the US first lady, Dr. Jill Biden. The president's…
WEST YARMOUTH, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) - Seth Zyoming, 68, has been fishing the waters off of Massachusetts for the past 50 years. In that time "The Lure" as his fellow fishermen call him, has caught it all including flounder, cod, macker…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band, The Sherwood Forest Wankers first hit the music charts last year with their breakthrough song, ""I Fell In Love With Her The Second That I Caught a Glimpse of Her Blue Bloomin' Bloomers I Did."…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Double Decker Bus Drivers Union of London has overwhelmingly chosen celebrity Cheryl Cole to be the next UK prime minister. A rep for the group Tobin F. Boxwood, 57, said that the choice was between Piers Morgan, Simon…
SARASOTA, Florida - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus headquarters is that the circus honchos have decided to fire every one of their circus midgets. Kinsley Potfair, a circus spokesperson stated tha…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of England recently visited America, with the idea of moving here. It's no secret that Boris has told more than a lot of people that he is just simply fed up with the politics of Parli…
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