LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just announced who the lucky person who was bequeathed his "Mums" solid gold Rubik's Cube is.
The amazingly expensive gift goes to none other than the US first lady, Dr. Jill Biden.
The president's wife and her majesty had developed a very good relationship back when Joey was President Barack Obama's vice-president, and Mrs. Biden had shown her majesty how to bake donuts with a perfect hole.
Dr. Jill Biden had given the queen a copy of her best selling cookbook, "Recipes That My Joey's Grandmother Birdie Biden Has Collected Over The Years."
IN OTHER NEWS: Cambodia is reporting that gold has been discovered in that country's Crab Rangoon Jungle.
