SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band, The Sherwood Forest Wankers first hit the music charts last year with their breakthrough song, ""I Fell In Love With Her The Second That I Caught a Glimpse of Her Blue Bloomin' Bloomers I Did."
The band's lead singer and lead guitar player Wyatt Carbondello, 27, wrote the song along with the band's manager Colette Paducah, 31.
The two have been in a relationship for three months and Colette is reportedly pregnant with Wyatt's baby.
The couple have run into a bit of a rocky road ever since Wyatt told "Collie" that he wanted for her to take a DNA paternity test to prove that the baby is in fact his.
Meanwhile, the Wankers are getting ready to go on tour as the opening act for The Rolling Stones on the Stones much anticipated "The Yes, We're As Old As The Hills - But We Can Still Play The Shit Out of Our Songs Tour."
