You Won't Believe Trump's New Avatar

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 31 October 2022

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"The Trump Twat wanted to be the 'Racist King.'" -LIZ CHENEY

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reporter Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency is reporting that Donald J. Erasmus Trump's new avatar should really come as no surprise to anyone except the Trumpturd's few remaining Kool-Aid drinkers.

Miss Diddle, no relation to the Denver Diddles, stated that she learned of DJT's new avatar from his one remaining supporter Fox News resident rodent, Greg Gutfeld, a man who certainly gives Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani some fucking good competition for "Ugliest Mother Fucker of The Year."

Trump reportedly told Gutty, that he will still keep his red cap with the initials MAGA, but he will now be adding a new logo, which was used back in World War II by his boyhood and adulthood hero, Fuhrer Adolf Hitler, the king of the Nazi's himself. ■

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