WAHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency, Trump cheated on his taxes for 19 years.
She noted that he owes the United States Government a grand total of $7.8 billion.
Miss Swizzle stated that the racist asshole (aka Trump) has gotten away with a lot of fucking shit, but this time, he won't get away with diddly squat, as this is Uncle Sam he is messing with, and Sammy will spend $400 to collect 9ยข.
VP Kamala Harris has been assigned Trump's income tax evasion case and she vows to see to it that the piece of useless driftwood ends up in prison where he belongs.
