SARASOTA, Florida - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus headquarters is that the circus honchos have decided to fire every one of their circus midgets.
Kinsley Potfair, a circus spokesperson stated that even one of the most famous circus midgets, even Mr. Itty Bitty was let go after being employed by the circus for 33 years.
Potfair stated that the reason was because a lot of the circus midgets were getting accosted by little unsupervised kids.
It was brought out that since the perpetrators were minors, there was absolutely nothing that the local authorities could do.
