WEST YARMOUTH, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) - Seth Zyoming, 68, has been fishing the waters off of Massachusetts for the past 50 years.
In that time "The Lure" as his fellow fishermen call him, has caught it all including flounder, cod, mackerel, haddock, and tuna.
But Zyoming never, ever dreamed that one day, he would catch an unbelievable great white shark that turned out to be as big as a Greyhound Bus.
The local media stated that Seth nicknamed the shark, "The Big Fighting White Evil Bitch."
He remarked that he picked out that name because it was what he used to call his first wife, Riley Nora, who was a mean, heartless, bi-polar red-headed Irish woman, who reportedly bit him on his fishing hands dozens of times.
SIDENOTE: Seth Zyoming appeared on "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show," where Ricky presented him with a $500 gift certificate good at any of the 702 Red Lobster Restaurants in the US.
