LONDON - (Satire News) - The Double Decker Bus Drivers Union of London has overwhelmingly chosen celebrity Cheryl Cole to be the next UK prime minister.
A rep for the group Tobin F. Boxwood, 57, said that the choice was between Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell, Len Goodman, and Cheryl Cole.
Cole received 1,369 votes, Morgan received 102, Cowell received 100, and Goodman received 29.
One long time bus driver said that Miss Cheryl is a whole lot prettier and sexier than the three blokes, plus she stated that she would kiss any man (or woman) who would vote for her.
Cheryl is 39, Piers is 57, Simon is 63, and Len Goodman is 78.
