HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Twenty-nine-year-old Miley Cyrus is still considered the "Queen of The Nip Slips."
According to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, the "Hannah Montana" star has been photographed showing nip slips approximately 2,902 times in just the past 9 years.
Miley told Mis San Guacamole that she is proud to be the undisputed queen of the nipple slippers, as they are called in Iowa.
The latest of Miley's long line of NS's occurred while she was exiting her Limo at a gala for The Earthquake Preparedness Federation, which was held at The La Brea Tar Pits.
The event raised over $2.6 million and Miley, along with Nina Dobrev were the co-sponsors.
