SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - Since she is now the unemployed former British prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss, decided to take a visit to the Lone Star State (Texas).
Truss said that she had heard a lot about the state and she decided to take a trip to the state known as "The Third Coast State."
Liz visited San Antonio, which is noted for the Alamo, the beautiful River Walk, a fantastic zoo, and the best Mexican food in the entire state.
Truss was shocked to see how many taquerias (taco restaurants) the city has.
Alpha Beta News Agency writer Mimosa Sabrosa, who was born and raised in San Antonio, revealed that S.A. has 1,973 taquerias including the city's top one, Casa Masa De La Raza.
SIDENOTE: Miss Sabrosa, noted that Lizzy Truss was accompanied by a gentleman named Mike Field. (Hmmmmm).
