BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that a player on the Broken Arrow Stampeding Bison High School team intercepted a total of 9 passes in a recent game.
The player, who plays safety is named Jerry "Running Gazelle" Foxwick.
Miss Viper said that Foxwick, set the state high school interception records; and he is only a 15-year-old sophomore.
When asked how he felt intercepting all of those passes he replied that he felt like Chief Sitting Bull, Chief Crazy Horse, and Chief Rain-In-The-Face when they defeated Gen. George Armstrong Custer at The Battle of The Little Big Horn.
The Stempeding Bison, who are currently undefeated at 7-0, defeated their district rival The Dust Bowl High School Sooners, 42-3.
SIDENOTE: Broken Arrow High School is noted for being the high school that celebrities Marilyn Monroe, Lionel Richie, Khloe Kardashian, and Marjorie Taylor Green all graduated from.
