A High School Safety In Oklahoma Intercepts 9 Passes In One Game

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 November 2022

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Foxwick shown after intercepting the 7th of 9 interceptions. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo)

BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that a player on the Broken Arrow Stampeding Bison High School team intercepted a total of 9 passes in a recent game.

The player, who plays safety is named Jerry "Running Gazelle" Foxwick.

Miss Viper said that Foxwick, set the state high school interception records; and he is only a 15-year-old sophomore.

When asked how he felt intercepting all of those passes he replied that he felt like Chief Sitting Bull, Chief Crazy Horse, and Chief Rain-In-The-Face when they defeated Gen. George Armstrong Custer at The Battle of The Little Big Horn.

The Stempeding Bison, who are currently undefeated at 7-0, defeated their district rival The Dust Bowl High School Sooners, 42-3.

SIDENOTE: Broken Arrow High School is noted for being the high school that celebrities Marilyn Monroe, Lionel Richie, Khloe Kardashian, and Marjorie Taylor Green all graduated from.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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