SAN QUENTIN PRISON, California - (Satire News) - The warden at San Quentin has informed Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment, that Russian Gen. Novokovo Pavlovich has managed to escape.
The high ranking Russian general, who is President Vladimir Nikita Putin's first cousin, reportedly escaped by disguising himself as a visiting plumber.
The general was captured at The Battle of Shustka in the Ukraine.
He was being held at San Quentin because King Charles III, feared that Russian agents would infiltrate any UK prison where he would be housed.
SIDENOTE: Gen. Pavlovich will no doubt return to his regiment, The 13th Kremlin Infantry Guard.
