LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the former prime minister of England, Liz Truss, has entered The Robin Hood General Hospital in Soho, to get her vagina tightened. According to BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, the tennis playing Tru…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, informed the news media that his beloved mum, Queen Elizabeth, left two dozen of her most favorite bloomers (panties) to Elton John, RuPaul, and Lindsey Graham. The queen was noted for having an addiction…
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of Kaylee Villazuela-Cutch, who has the largest pussy in the entire state of Virginia, aka The Old Dominion. The woman is a resident o…
MAPUTO, Mozambique - (Sports Satire) - According to The Skywax & Muskboro Sex Survey Agency (S&M), the country whose females have the biggest vaginas (pussies) is Mozambique. A spokesperson for S&M stated that a total of 19,903 women w…
TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady was recently seen throwing some "Passes" to his brand new love interest, who just happens to be a Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader. According to Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, Tom Terrific's new s…
SOMEWHERE IN AN UNDISCLOSED ARIZONA LOCATION - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that now that Kari Lake (aka Trump's Bitch) has gotten her fat, cellulite-infested ass beaten by the nice, sweet, compassionate Katie Hobbs, "Lake The Fake" simply n…
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has learned that Tom Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Bundchen, has wasted no time in getting out into the dating world. Confetti said that the hormonal Bundchen was spotted at Manhattan's lu…
BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five…
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - Reports are that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is so upset that his choice for Arizona governor (Kari Lake) got her fat ass kicked by Democrat Katie Hobbs so damn bad, that the 363ΒΌ pound orange volcano is now claim…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a move that many are calling extremely surprising, the once Trump State News Network, Fox News, has finally seen the damn writing on the wall, and they are putting out that Donald J. Erasmus Trump, is in fact as bor…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - After months and months of rampant speculation, the wife of the former fucked up "Golfer-in-Chief" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) has disclosed why she decided to divorce the "Trumpturd." Melania told Anderson…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote has informed the Brit network that overnight thieves broke into "Buck House," and made off with 18 boxes of Sherwood Forest Brand Crumpets. Foote s…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of the US tax evader, Donald Trump, informed Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, that she is planning to surprise her NBA beau, LeBron James with a very sexy, intimate tattoo. Melly told…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York City's top mafia boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has let all of his "Associates" know that he has had his fill of the Nazi-loving, pussy-grabbing orange bastard (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump). Goombalini, who is the…
KONOTOP, Ukraine - (Satire News) - British reporter Tango Brisket with The Twickenham Times-Telegram reports that England's 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment showed itself as being not very elite. Brisket who is embedded with the famed regimen…
LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - Alabama state troopers have just released an arrest report that shows one Cordell "Butch" Moonshine, 34, of nearby Cotton Britches, Alabama, being arrested at 3:15 am at The Confederate General Stonewall Jackson P…
MANCHESTER - (Satire News) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper is reporting that Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles is being considered to be the United Kingdom's next prime minister. MMM reporter Cutter Shiloh, informed the public that King…
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