NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a move that many are calling extremely surprising, the once Trump State News Network, Fox News, has finally seen the damn writing on the wall, and they are putting out that Donald J. Erasmus Trump, is in fact as boring as elderly monkey shit.
Rupert Murdock, Fox owner even said that he has informed his directors, producers, and programmers to stop using stories about the fucked up orange douche bag because nobody, nowhere gives a rat's ass if Toxic Twat Trump were to fall off the face of the earth.
Murdock stated that he has especially made it known to Trump ass kissers Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and that evil looking blonde bitch Laura Ingraham to stop mentioning the most racist, predatorial name in the history of names...Trump. ■
