MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has learned that Tom Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Bundchen, has wasted no time in getting out into the dating world.
Confetti said that the hormonal Bundchen was spotted at Manhattan's luxurious Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, wearing a shocking pink micro-miniskirt and sitting on the lap of billionaire banker Tylund G. Rippowitz, who is the CEO of Manhattan's First Pilgrim National Bank.
According to eyewitnesses the 42-year-old Gissy was openly French kissing Rippowitz, 53, as he sensuously caressed both of her smooth, sexy, erotic upper thighs.
Rippowitz recently broke off an 8-month engagement to the gorgeously sexy New York City Rockettes dancer Heather Jo Nuevacosta.
Miss Confetti noted that after the hormonalized pair left the TT Lounge, they drove back to Rippowitz $6.7 million luxurious Manhattan apartment, where they no doubt engaged in an extended boinking session.
