SOMEWHERE IN AN UNDISCLOSED ARIZONA LOCATION - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that now that Kari Lake (aka Trump's Bitch) has gotten her fat, cellulite-infested ass beaten by the nice, sweet, compassionate Katie Hobbs, "Lake The Fake" simply needs to go to HELL and take other GOP losers like Trump, Giuliani, Hannity, and Coulter with her.
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that Kari Lake is so fucking ugly she makes a pile of monkey vomit look cute.
Kixx added that Lake really needs to do something about the spare Firestone tire she has on her stretch-mark laden belly.
GOP darling Liz Cheney perhaps said it best, when she noted that "Lake The Slithering Snake" paid the price for being Trump's political side-piece-of-ass.
Meanwhile "Treason Trump" is insisting that he has never, ever met Lake, and he is 99.1% certain that he has never had intimate, sexual relations with her because she is ugly, stupid, and as fat as Ginni Thomas, Kirstie Alley, and Sara Huckabee.
