Queen Elizabeth Left Some of Her Favorite Panties to Elton John, RuPaul, and Lindsay Graham

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 16 November 2022

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This is one of the pair of panties that QE gave to Lindsay "Sissyboy" Graham

LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, informed the news media that his beloved mum, Queen Elizabeth, left two dozen of her most favorite bloomers (panties) to Elton John, RuPaul, and Lindsey Graham.

The queen was noted for having an addiction to panties, and King Charles III, estimates that his mum owned over 200 panties.

The king said that his ex-wife Lady Di, is responsible for instilling in the queen a love for underwear, when one Christmas she bought her half a dozen bikini thong panties from Victoria's Secret.

The BBC reports that Elton John and RuPaul are thrilled beyond belief at getting the Queen Mum's underwear.

Meanwhile BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx heard that Lindsay Graham has actually placed the six panties that he received from the queen in a special glass case that is next to his bed.

SIDENOTE: Senator Graham insists that he is not a cross dresser, but Marjorie Taylor Greene says if he isn't a transvestite then the Gulf of Mexico is not wet.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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